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You may recall in a recent post about a windsurf session<\/a> here that I had said my new harness was uncomfortable. This resulted in some bruising and sore ribs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Harness Injuries<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Once off the water that day the soreness increased but still felt just like some strained muscles and bruising. I didn’t sleep too well that night as I just couldn’t get comfortable but the following day things eased up a little. Sleeping was still uncomfortable the second night as well but I got up early so as to get ready to go to work. Whilst sat on the sofa drinking my coffee I sneezed…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sneeze Injuries<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

As I sneezed I felt a big popping and clunking at the bottom of my ribs and then complete agony. My entire side then went into spasm and locked me into a position that I couldn\u2019t get out of. Pain levels were off the scale. I managed to text Anna on my phone asking her to come and help me. When she got there I was sweating like mad, pale, clammy and she was thinking of calling an ambulance. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After about half an hour or so of that it did calm down a bit and I regained control and I eventually with Anna\u2019s help managed to get into a slightly more comfortable position on the sofa. That’s where I then stayed for the next couple of days. I was literally unable to move without complete agony. I had to pee into the bottle I use whilst camping and spent the night on the sofa as well. I just couldn’t get up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it was \u2018just\u2019 muscle spasms, but maybe there was a dislocated rib as well. Even now, a week later I still can feel a clunking if I try to breathe a little deeper or if I twist or stretch. Now that I can touch it I also feel as though I can pop a ligament or something back into place – but only if I’m brave enough to exert a little bit of pressure. The memory of the agony is still too recent to touch it too much though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drugs Galore<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

As I still couldn’t move the second day after sneezing we did call the NHS 111 and then the GP. The doctors prescribed codeine, paracetamol, naproxen, diazepam, omeprazole and a laxative. Quite a concoction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Drugs<\/a>
Drugs Galore<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Also of note (and I apologise in advance for this), but I hadn’t had a poo since first injuring my ribs in the windsurf session. That in itself was a little odd as I’m usually a very regular and general poo several times a day. I hadn’t done so for two days before the sneeze so something else was obviously going on before the sneeze anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The pain killers, anti-inflammatories and muscle relaxants did start to do their job after a day or two. The diazepam seemed to help me at least sleep for an hour or two as well. I did only take that for two nights though as I didn’t like the sound of the possible side-effects.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Laxatives<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I was a little scared to take the laxatives as I couldn’t get off the sofa! The last thing I needed whilst stuck on the sofa unable to move was a laxative – especially seeing as I was now significantly behind my usual toilet schedule! I did start taking them after a while though as the codeine is known for causing constipation as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recovery<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I’m pleased to report that I can now get off the sofa. It was all very tentative to start with and I had to shuffle around the house but after a couple of days of relatively gentle mobility I’m now looking more like my usual self. I didn’t take any of the drugs yesterday and even managed to start doing some DIY around the house. It still hurts if I twist or put any weight on it and I certainly couldn’t do any exercise without discomfort but hopefully it is sorting itself out now. Sleeping is still a little uncomfortable as well. Turning over hurts when lying down however carefully I try to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My toilet habits still aren’t quite back to normal. Actually, that’s a lie, they probably are more ‘normal’ than they ever were but they aren’t quite the same as usual yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who’d have thought that a badly fitting harness and a sneeze could cause so much pain!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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