{"id":27146,"date":"2018-08-31T10:47:36","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T09:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/?p=27146"},"modified":"2018-08-31T16:35:17","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T15:35:17","slug":"wonky-toenails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/08\/wonky-toenails\/","title":{"rendered":"Wonky Toenails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah,\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a new design on my toenails&#8230;. Unfortunately the nails themselves aren&#8217;t in the greatest of shape, but you can see the design Anna was going for. They look pretty good, but would have been better on complete toenails.<\/p>\n<p>With back to back races over the coming 3 weeks and then the start of the cyclo-cross season I doubt that it&#8217;ll be too long until they need re-doing though<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_27147\" style=\"width: 910px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Starburst-Nails.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-27147\" class=\"size-full wp-image-27147\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Starburst-Nails.jpg\" alt=\"Starburst Nails\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Starburst-Nails.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Starburst-Nails-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.alananna.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Starburst-Nails-720x540.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-27147\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Starburst Nails<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah,\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a new design on my toenails&#8230;. 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