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https://www.alananna.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Crack.jpg950713With the winds having finally dropped enough for us to put our giant inflatable elf out on Monday evening, it would have been remiss of me not to get out for a paddle on the sea on Tuesday – especially as it was my birthday. So, that’s exactly what I did with a nice little...